Fortunately for me, my digestive system has decided to perform a slow-motion demonstration of the pathway of its working, just in time for my two major anatomy tests (and a third final) over urinary/repro/digestive systems.

Unfortunately for me I learned this stuff last f.ing Monday and now I just feel horrible all the time.

I've had nothing but heartburn for a full day, followed by another full day of horrible queasy ickiness in my stomach that isn't quite nausea but isn't quite stomach bug. It advanced to full-on nausea this morning if I stand up too quickly, lean over too far or otherwise move. I've been waking up in the middle of the night with it, and even concentrating on chemistry problems (the old take-your-mind-off trick) does nothing to alleviate.

This afternoon it progressed to a general feeling of ickiness in my lower intestines that isn't causing any apparent sickness other than just feeling like yuck.

I think I'm just a bit overloaded.

So basically I just want to take a long nap, a long hot bath, do some yoga, do some Christmas browsing online, play with photos, and watch Lord of the Rings.

. . . . .

Or, in replace of all that above,

"ugh I'm so effing ready for Christmas Break!"